A: Banana Kournikova
Q: What do you call a fruit that has an affair in 19th century Russian literature?
A: Banana Karenina
Q: What do you call a fruit that sits three seats over from me in my Shakespeare II class?
A: Bananacleto D'Alessandro
Q: What do you call a fruit that stars in Téléfrançais?
A: Banananas
Q: What do you call it when you liken something to a fruit?
A: Bananalogy
Q: What do you call it when you study a fruit?
A: Bananalysis
Q: What do you call a fruit who starred in the Hulk?
A: Eric Banana
Q: What do you call a fruit who starred in Magnolia?
A: Tom Cruise
Q: Where do fruits go to shop for clothes?
A: Human Republic
Knock Knock
-Who's there?
Banana
-Banana who?
Banana na, na na na na. Hey hey hey, good bye.
Q: How did the banana avoid getting arrested?
A: He gave the cops the slip.
Q: Why did the banana go to see the doctor?
A: He had cancer.
Q: What's a fruit's favourite type of sex?
A: Bananal
Q: Why did the banana cross the road?
A: There was a Human Republic across the street (see above joke)
Q: What do you call it when you rearrange a fruit to form other fruits?
A: Bananagram
9 comments:
You have a Shakespeare class? Ouch.
That's "Monsieur Banananas", thank you very much.
Nice to see that something productive has actually come of a Shakespearian Lit class (that didn't star Julia Stiles).
i luv the banana pic! :p
Thes are real good.
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