Tuesday, March 25, 2008

15 Jokes about Bananas I wrote in my Shakespeare II class instead of taking notes

Q: What do you call a fruit that plays tennis?
A: Banana Kournikova

Q: What do you call a fruit that has an affair in 19th century Russian literature?
A: Banana Karenina

Q: What do you call a fruit that sits three seats over from me in my Shakespeare II class?
A: Bananacleto D'Alessandro

Q: What do you call a fruit that stars in Téléfrançais?
A: Banananas

Q: What do you call it when you liken something to a fruit?
A: Bananalogy

Q: What do you call it when you study a fruit?
A: Bananalysis

Q: What do you call a fruit who starred in the Hulk?
A: Eric Banana

Q: What do you call a fruit who starred in Magnolia?
A: Tom Cruise

Q: Where do fruits go to shop for clothes?
A: Human Republic

Knock Knock
-Who's there?
Banana
-Banana who?
Banana na, na na na na. Hey hey hey, good bye.

Q: How did the banana avoid getting arrested?
A: He gave the cops the slip.

Q: Why did the banana go to see the doctor?
A: He had cancer.

Q: What's a fruit's favourite type of sex?
A: Bananal

Q: Why did the banana cross the road?
A: There was a Human Republic across the street (see above joke)

Q: What do you call it when you rearrange a fruit to form other fruits?
A: Bananagram

"Those are funny jokes, Aaron."

9 comments:

TheRealJDB said...

You have a Shakespeare class? Ouch.

William said...

That's "Monsieur Banananas", thank you very much.

Nice to see that something productive has actually come of a Shakespearian Lit class (that didn't star Julia Stiles).

ooga said...

i luv the banana pic! :p

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A Joke a Day said...

Thes are real good.