Monday, February 11, 2008

Aaron Feldman: Sex Columnist

Campus Kiss, the University of Windsor's very own sex column, has always been reputed for its ability to tackle many of the relevant issues facing today's sexually active youth. As a result, it is widely regarded as one of the most constantly rewarding sections of our university paper.

Personally, whenever I pick up my copy of the The Lance, the first thing I do is flip to the back and read what Ali the Sexpert has to say about the world. Sometimes funny, sometimes shocking, always informative, Campus Kiss has been a guiding force for many a young student on the cusp of sexual awakening.

So you can imagine my shock and delight, then, when The Lance asked me to write a guest-column.

Now, most people who know me know that I have the sexual technique of a cactus, but that didn't stop me from trying to write the most informative and hard-hitting sex column I could muster. While I severely doubt that I was able to touch upon the considerable precedent that Ali the Sexpert had established, I gave it my best. And damnit, if I can help just one university student reach their sexual awakening, then I've done my job.

You can read the article here. If anyone has any questions they feel weren't answered in my article, feel free to ask me any time.

4 comments:

TheRealJDB said...

lol Teresa's in my bed, still sleeping.

Aaron F. said...

:'(

BZC said...

"A goddamned soul patch and a ponytail. I know, that’s totally disgusting, right? Try telling her that."


Don't worry Aaron, I'm cutting it soon.

Mae said...

Good words.